Rated X

Well if you've been a married woman
And things didn't seem to work out
Well divorce is the key to bein' loose and free
So you're gonna be talked about

Everybody knows that you've loved once
And they think you'll love again
You can't have a male friend
If you're a has been or a woman, rated X

Well if you're rated X you're some kind
Of gold even men turning silver try to make
But I think it's wrong to judge every picture
If a cheap camera makes a mistake

And when your best friend's husband says
To you you've sure started lookin' good
You should've known he would and he would
If he could and he will if you're rated X

Well nobody knows where you're goin'
But they sure know where you've been
And all their thinking of is your experience of love
All their minds eat up with sin

The women all look at you like
You're bad and the men all hope you are
But if you go too far you're gonna
Wear the scar of a woman rated X

Well if you're rated X you're some kind
Of gold even men turning silver try to make
But I think it's wrong to judge every picture
If a cheap camera makes a mistake

And when your best friend's husband says
To you, you've sure started looking good
You should've known he would and he would
If he could and he will if you're rated X
You should've known he would and he would
If he could and he will if you're rated X