Randy Scouse Git (alternate Title)

She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine
And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind
It's too easy hummin' songs to a girl in yellow dress
It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess

The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
There are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door
He reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair
Talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there

Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you do what I do
See what I feel when I care?

Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats in Naugahyde
I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide
The being known as wonder girl is speaking I believe
It's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave

Why don't you be like me?
Why don't you stop and see?
Why don't you hate who I hate
Kill who I kill to be free?

Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you do what I do
See what I feel when I care?

Why don't you be like me?
Why don't you stop and see?
Why don't you hate who I hate
Kill who I kill to be free?

Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you do what I do
See what I feel when I care?