Pyramania

There are pyramids in my head
Theres one underneath my bead
And my ladys getting cranky
Every possible location
Has a simple explanation
And it isnt hanky-panky

I had read somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and your wine
It said, that everything you grow in your garden would taste pretty fine
Instead, all I ever get is a pain in the neck and a
Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

Ive consulted all the sages
I could find in the yellow pages
But there arent many of them
And the Mayan panoramas
On my pyramid pajamas
Havent helped my little problem

Ive been told someone in the know can be sure that his luck is as
Good as gold, money in the bank and you dont even pay for it
If you fold, a dollar in the shape of the pyramid
Thats printed on the back