Luyện nghe bài hát Put On Tha Set

I got put on the set, smokin Jacks in a shack
my nigga Coolio, got me to' the fuck back
High as a UFO, standin in my
in the hall, talkin to the
Now a spooked, umm
*Snagglepuss voice* to merkatroids, I'm looped!
I'm tripping! *normal voice* Nigga what do I
It's me, that Dub C on the TV
Now I know I'm
cause I'm on the TV but the TV's
Damn, this shit is like the Zone
*sings theme* Na-na-na-na, I'm blowed!
now I'm havin illusions, illusions
of me on eleven on a black and white tube and
and the Gene are one of mine show
Hangin Sinead and they sippin on the four-oh
Now I I'm trippin *Martin Lawrence voice* Oh my goodness!
Let me the TV and
Dizamn! again there I go
But this time it's channel thirteen on
I'm smokin a wet one on the
Givin up a fat middle to the crowd
I'm faded, but not in a way in which you ever
the side effects, yeah, I'm on the set
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Asshole naked in front of the set; I'm wet
Ain't no escapin when yo' ass is I'm wet
Look, look, way up in the sky everybody
look, look, and find me flyin high
So there I was, standin in front of the set
Kickin off the scenery right me eyes
High as a motherfucker was I to do?
Cause now the yerm has got me thinkin I'm on two
Peep it -- bip-bip-bip like the bi-on-ic man I'm out of
and now I see myself on Highway
from the Feds tryin to make my get away
but there's *singin* to run, ba-bay
And now from this drama I needed a rest
So I went on channel four so I can catch my
Now who's after five minutes of bein there
I met this motherfucker named the Prince of Bel Air
Yeah nigga was funny I must admit it
but his and his cousin Carlton was straight bitches
Them niggaz was cock blockin, bout killin me
cause I told em I wanted to fuck the out of Hillary, ooh
Now what's a trip to fantasy, all I know
is she was lookin good sportin t-shirt and panties, huh
I believe this shit, nigga I'm wet
Fuck tricks, my mind is with dipsticks, I'm on the set

Still from the chemicals I'm askin was it worth it
Cause like Slick Rick now Dub C is scared and I'm
Cause now the changin by itself, uh-oh danger
Cause now I see on channel nine on the Gladiators
I'm swingin on a with a gauge
Boom, bang bang, you can't hang
Fuck a obstacle fool, I had them bitches runnin
Mass confusion now I hear comin
So I swing to the exit, jumped off and
Thank God kept the baby gat ready
I left all them bitches behind, til I got to channel
and there I found on Good Times
Here was me and nigga named J.J.
Out on a date, just sippin on Kool-Aid
Now umm, ain't no for me to pretenda
like my date was all that J.J.'s boo-boo Belinda
yo, but she had a ass like Thelma, titties like
off the Mad Dog I fucked around and boned her
Like J.J. the was dy-no-mite though
I must admit the hoe had a mug as as Flo'
I'm on tha set