Put Me On A Plate

Well, Im a full three course tonight
Yeah, Im a tummy roller coaster alright
Drowned in sauce, egg on top
All the sides with a big fat butter dollop
Yeah, Im a full fuckin' dinner tonight
Outta sight, alright

Why dont you go right on
And put me on a plate now?
Put me on a plate now
I'm done and ready to eat

Now you can sit right down
And dig into the good stuff
So good that you can never get enough
Got me tickling from my head to my feet

Im like a butter on the toast just right
Or like the gravy on the roast, so right
Book yourself a table for a weekday lunch
Call the maitre dee, now you got that hunch
Peek into the kitchen, you can hear what it says
Bring a big napkin, 'cause this is gonna be a big mess

Why dont you go right on
And put me on a plate now?
Put me on a plate now
I'm done and ready to eat

Well, you can sit right down
And dig into the good stuff
So good that you can never get enough
Got me tickling from my head to my feet

Grab a knife, fork and spoon
I got a table ready at noon
Yeah, have a grape or have a prune
Come alone or bring a goon

Like a wham bam leg o lamb, egg and chips and ham
Like a ding dong sing song, bangin' on the gong
Like a woo hoo kung fu, pepper in a curry stew
Tick tock bomb clock, ready for the food shock

Why dont you go right on
And put me on a plate now?
Put me on a plate now
I'm done and ready to eat

Well, you can sit right down
And dig into the good stuff
So good that you can never get enough
Got me tickling from my head to my
Got me tickling from my head to my feet
Oh, yeah