Put It On a T-Shirt

Help me make my mind up then
As you're tying up my shoes
My ego sang me lullabies
And my conscience sang the blues
He took me to a crossroads once
And said I had a choice
But he couldn't hear me make my bet
Over his own voice
So if I climb the mountain now
With my paint and leather shoes
And I touch the hand of God up there
Will you still help me choose?

They tried to tell me you're cold
And you're impossible to hurt
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
They should put it on a t-shirt
If that's true about the both of us
They should put it on a t-shirt

Yes, I got your article on the shape of things to come
I'm glad you're feeling guilty now
That you're better off than some
But I think you sent donations to the wrong side of the road
So I took 'em from their window sill
And served 'em at a mall

They tried to tell me you're cold
But they would eat you for desert
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
They should put it on a t-shirt
If that's true about the both of us
They should put it on a t-shirt
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
They should put it on a t-shirt
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Why don't they put it on a t-shirt?

Help me make my mind up then as you're tying up my shoes
My ego sang me lullabies
And my conscience sang the blues
I'm sleeping in the kitchen now
And my feet are in the hall
My picture's on a piano
My head is off the wall

They tried to tell me you're cold
And you're impossible to hurt
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
They should put it on a t-shirt
If that's true about the both of us
They should put it on a t-shirt
If that's true about the both of us
They should put it on a t-shirt
If that's true about the both of us
Why don't they put it on a t-shirt?