Psychic Man

Whats up, am I on chat line?
My name is Sal and Capricorn is my sign
I like Star Trek and Brad Pitt
I watch Kung-Fu B movies and shave my armpits

My brain is a sewer
Where you dump your garbage

Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
Bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy

I dont watch lesbian porno
Will I befriend a trailer and die a smoker?
Will I marry a redneck, will publishers
Clearing house drop off a big check?

My brain is a sewer
Where you dump your garbage

Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
Yeah, bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy

Reach through the phone there, Bud
Are you Vulcan, can you meld with me?
Ill reflect some evil to your head
Til your dead

Will I cough up a fur ball when reading the tabloids
Doctors pulled my gerbil?
Will I meet a new boyfriend
Or will I be porked by Martians and bare their children?

My brain is a sewer
Where you dump your garbage

Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
Yeah, bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy

Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
And bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy