Proud To Be A Woman

(Then God created Woman.)
(This was God's second mistake.)

(Proud to be a woman)

I'm a filthy cuntish woman
a hairy, multi-orgasmic, she-goddess bitch
I stink of the semen of all kinds of men
and the juices of every women
I am proud to be a woman
in America.

(Proud to be a woman)

I don't hide my odors
I don't like douches and scents, I'm hormonal
When I menstrate, I menstrate
I am not ashamed of my period
Because I'm connected to the stars and the sun and the moon
Not like these pricks who don't feel a thing
Month after month, year after year.
I'm a proud woman
in America

(Proud to be a woman)

I don't believe in date-rape, gang-bangs, hate-fucking, ???atizing, or sexual harassment
My sex is beautiful and I love it, I want it.
Take me. Come have me. Fuck me. Harass me.
I enjoy it because I am proud to be a woman, in America.
A wet wet woman

(Proud to be a woman)

Call me a whore (whore)
Call me a bitch (bitch)
Call me a slut, if you like
Don't ever call me a lady
Call me a woman
'Cause I am proud to be a woman -in America

I'm all woman
And I'm all yours
I am every woman
And I'm looking for a proud man

(proud to be a woman)

I'm not afraid of urinary tract infection
I don't take pills
I'm all natural and earthy and beautiful
No super uplift wonder bras for me

Look at my corn fed tits
They are from Iowa
Look at my cheeseburger ass
It is from cattle country
Look at my clitoris put your finger inside my mouth
I am all american woman
and I am proud

(Proud to be a woman)

I can be a mother to my babies and my men
I can mother my enemies too
Look at my tits
They are for you
Look at my milky tits
I'm not hiding them from anyone
I'm good in bed and I'm good to my men
I'm proud

I am proud to be a woman, in America
Because my clitoris is longer than some pricks I've seen
And more sensitive than most pricks too
Touch it. Suck it. I know how to use it.
I love it all.

I am proud to be a woman, in America
Because I have several vaginas
One is for pleasure and one is for pain
One is for show
And one is just for you
Just for you
Just for you

(Proud to be a woman)

Shove it up my ass too
Shove it down my throat too
Because I'm proud to be a woman
In America

Take me, Take me
Fuck me, Suck me
I enjoy it all
I am proud to be an American woman