Luyện nghe bài hát Proud To Be A Banker

I'm proud to be a
I'm proud to be a
I'm proud to be a
'Cause I get to play other people's money
I'm having a day
I burn my toast and spill my
on my shirt. So I had to change and then
I'm late for work. So I into the meeting
they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
and I don't really give a
but I don't have job
and so I lie and say
I'm proud to be a
I'm to be a banker
I'm proud to be a
'Cause I get to talk to stimulating
I up my mail
hoping that it's not a but it's from the bank
saying I have only 20 hours to go
to contribute to my RRSP for this tax
so I run down to the bank but there's a 20-mile
and I'm and I'm screaming
and I'm not any pants ha ha ha ha
I'm to be a banker
I'm proud to be a
I'm to be a banker
'Cause I get to screw with other people's
I out 40 bucks
from the teller. It told me
that I couldn't 'cause I had 10
but that can't be 'cause I just got paid on
so I go down to the bank, wait an in the lineup
and I'm talking to the
she says "Wait I'll get last month's statement"
She comes in 7 hours
says I've got some interest charges and a cheque from Bill
that bounced and so they'll have to charge me 40 for that
and for the box I never opened and I don't have protection
and I think I'll die before I pay off all I owe and I don't even
own a car
I'm pleased to be a
I'm proud to be a
I'm pleased to be a
'Cause I get to play other people's money
(HE'S A BANKER)
Would you please this cheque?
(HE'S A BANKER)
Do you any assets?
(HE'S A BANKER)
You should buy you rent
(HE'S A BANKER)
The cheque cost you fifty cents
(IT WILL YOU FIFTY CENTS)
(IT COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)