Once upon a In a far-off There lay a village At the edge of the I wish... And in this More anything... lived a maiden, More life... than jewels... A carefree lad... I wish... More life... And a baker... & WIFE] I wish... his wife. More anything... than the moon... [BAKER'S I wish... The is giving a Festival. & WIFE] More life... I wish... I to go to the Festival. & WIFE] More riches... and the ball... I my cow would us some milk. [CINDERELLA & WIFE] More anything... I we had a child. Please, [BAKER'S I a child... Squeeze, pal... I to go to the Festival. I wish give us some milk or cheese... I wish... & WIFE] I wish we have a child. I wish... You wish to go to the The poor girl's had died, You, Cinderella, the You to go to the Festival? What, you, Cinderella, the The Festival?! What, you to go to the Festival? [ALL The The King's And now she with her stepmother The Festival...HA! who had two of her own. Look at nails! Look at dress! People would at you- Nevertheless, I want to go to the Festival And before the Prince. & STEPSISTERS] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... All three beautiful of face, but vile and black of heart. The young lad had no and his mother- MOTHER] I wish... Well, she was at her end- [JACK'S I wish my son not a fool. I wish my was not a mess. I the cow was full of milk. I the walls were full of gold- I a lot of things... What in heaven's are you doing with the cow the house?
I thought if he got and warm, he might produce milk.
[JACK'S a she... How times do I have to tell you, only shes can give And then there was a hungry little who wore a red cape. [LITTLE RED HOOD] I wish... not for me, It's for my in the woods. A of bread, please- To bring my old hungry in the woods... Just a of bread, please... Cinderella, if you can up these lentils, and your chores in time, you may go to the ball with us. Come ladies...
Yes, Mother. luck. Come, birds, Down from the And the leaves, fields, Out of and ponds... Now, squeeze, pal... Ahhhhhhhhhh... Quick, birds, through the ashes. and peck, but swiftly, Sift the ashes, the pot... [JACK'S Now to me well, son. Milky-White must be to market. But, mother, no- he's the cow in the world- [JACK'S She has dry for weeks now, no food or money, we've got no choice but to her. at her.
But, my best friend
MOTHER] at her... There are on her dugs. are flies in her eyes. There's a lump on her Big enough to be a [JACK'S We've no to sit and dither, While her wither's with her- And no one a cow for a friend! Sometimes I wonder what's on in that head of yours. RED RIDING HOOD] the woods, It's to go, I to leave, I to go. Into the time, and so I begin my journey. the woods And through the To I am ma'am, Into the To Grandmother's Into the To house- WIFE] Now certain of your way? [LITTLE RED HOOD] The way is clear, The is good, I no fear, Nor no one should. The woods are trees, The are just wood. I sort of to ask it, But do you a basket?
WIFE] Yes, we do. I don't suppose you're on buying any of these- [BAKER'S Oh, shhhhh... Now, don't and be late, alright?
You might save some of those sweets for Oh my- [BAKER'S Just, it... a thief! [LITTLE RED HOOD] the woods And the dell, The is straight, I it well. the woods, And who can What's on the journey? Into the To bring some To who Is in bed. Never can lies ahead. For all I know, She's dead. But the woods, the woods, Into the To Grandmother's And home dark. Cinderella! Get up here!
Fly, birds, to the sky... waiting! Back to the And the And the And up and do my hair, Cinderella! Are you wearing that? Here, I a little tear, Cinderella. Can't you hide it with a You beautiful. I know. She me. No she didn't. Mother be good, Father be nice, was always their advice. So be nice, Cinderella, Good, Cinderella, Nice good nice- Tighter!
What's the good of good If is blind Always leaving you mind, Cinderella, Cinderella- Nice good kind good nice- OW- Not tight! Clod! Who might be? [BAKER'S We've sold our loaf of bread!
It's the witch next-door. [BAKER'S We no bread...
I want your bread...
Then what is it you
It's not I wish, It's you wish. Nothing cooking in that now is there? And there will be, Unless you do as I say. In three days a blue-moon will appear, then can the curse be, undone...
[BAKER'S What
The one I placed on house.
What are you about?
In the past, when you were no more a babe, father brought his young wife and you to cottage. They a lovely couple, But not neighbors. You see... Your was with child, And she an unusual appetite. She admired my garden, And she told your father she wanted more than anything, In the world, was... Greens, greens, but greens: Parsley, peppers, and celery, Asparagus and and and lettuce-! He said, "All right," But it wasn't, quite, 'Cause I caught him in the In my one night! He was me, me, Rooting my rutabaga, my arugula and Ripping up the My champion! My favorite!- I have laid a spell on him there, I could turned him into stone Or a dog... Or a chair... But I let him have the I'd to spare. In return, however, I said, "Fair is You can let me the baby That wife will bear. And call it square." I had a No. But, you had a sister. Where is
She's now! And you'll never her, price to pay for what Else father stole from me. It me my youth, my beauty. My warned me, She punish me With the of ugliness, If I lost any of them.
[BAKER'S Lost
The beans...
[BAKER &
The beans... I'd let him go, I know, he'd my beans. I was him crawl, over the wall-! bang! Crash! A flash! Well, another story, mind- Anyway, at The big day came, And I my claim. "Oh, take away the baby," shrieked and screeched, But I did, And I hid her Where never be reached. And father cried, And mother died. for extra measure- I admit it was a I said, "Sorry, I'm not mollified." And I laid a spell on them- You, too, That your tree Would be a barren one... How you do that?
And when mother died, father deserted you. Your father was no father so why you be?
So there's no more And no more scenes And my garden You see my nectarines! But I'm you the same I tell kings and Don't ever ever Mess around my greens! the beans. Yeah, but why do we have to go to the next
[JACK'S Because, everyone in village, knows the cow given a drop of milk in weeks.
cheating!
[JACK'S starving, Jack! Don't you that? Now, you're not to accept than five pounds for her. Are you to me?
Yes.
[JACK'S How much are you to
No more than pounds.
MOTHER] Less five! five!
[JACK'S the woods, The is now, We to live, I don't how. Into the to sell the cow, You begin the journey! Straight to the and delay- We to face The marketplace. the woods to journey's end- Into the woods to a friend- You to have The curse I'll a certain first. Go to the and bring me back One: the cow as as milk, Two: the as red as blood, Three: the as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold. Bring me Before the Of midnight, In day's time. Tis' then the moon reappears. Which but once each hundred years. Just them and I guarantee, A child as As can be. Go to the wood! Ladies, Our waits. Now may I go to the The Darling, nails! Darling, clothes! Lentils are one but Darling, those, You'd make us the fools of the And the Prince! The lasts three nights. Surely, you let me be there for one of them. The King is to find his son a wife! Not a maid! We be gone! GO!
I
WIFE] These be the witch's beans! We'll take them us. We?
[BAKER'S Yes!
We? not coming, It's not out there.
WIFE] I can you!
No! I can do on my own. The is on my house. Only I can the spell, The is on my house. WIFE] No, no, the is on our house. We lift the spell together, The is on our house! Now me what am I to return with? WIFE] Ugh, You remember? The cow as as milk, The as red as blood, The as yellow as corn, The slipper as pure as The cow as as milk, The as red as blood, The as yellow as corn, The slipper as as gold... I wish to go to the Festival, But how am I ever to get to the The cow as as milk, The as red as blood, The hair as yellow as I know! I'll visit grave, The at the willow tree, And her I just want to Go to the Festival... The slipper as as gold... The cow, the cape, The slipper as pure as WIFE] The hair-! [CINDERELLA & the woods, It's to go, It may be all In vain, know. Into the But so, I to take the journey. [CINDERELLA, & WIFE] the woods, The is straight, You it well, But who can & WIFE] Into the woods to the spell- Into the woods to Mother- MOM] Into the woods to the cow!
To get the money!
To go to the Festival!
[LITTLE RED RIDING the woods to grandmother's house! The way is clear, The is good, I no fear, Nor no one should. The woods are trees, The are just wood. No to be afraid there- There's in the glade there... the woods, delay, But not To the way. the woods, Who what may Be lurking on the the woods To get the That makes it The journeying. the woods- [STEPMOTHER & To see the & MOTHER] To sell the & WIFE] To the potion- To To To To To To To go to the Festival-! the woods! the woods! the woods, out of the woods, And home before dark!