Preacher Porkchop

I want you to understand
A few words of Knowledge, Wisdom, and Understanding
From a soul, rappin man
Has more weight in this life
Than, one-thousand men
Of science and technology, ever can

Whoo! Yo, thank yah, Deacon DJ Du Dot
Naww, I'd like to introduce, mahself
As, the Preacha Po'kchop, Amen! Amen
And I'm gon' go on, because y'all know I got it goin' on
Amen! Amen! Yea, now today
I'm gonna talk about mah life Talk about it! Talk about it
MAH days, of growing up in the church of gawd and Christ
They tried, to put ree-strictions on mah life! Talk about it
They said that, a preacher could, rock the mic! No no no
WHAT?! Huh, but I said wrong, It was wrong, it was wrong
They also said that, a Preacha could not pimp strut! No no no
I can not pimp strut
But I said wrong! Talk about it
No one tells Preacha Po'kchop, what to do with his layfe
And no one, can tell the church, what to do with their layfe
The church, controls the church Yeah, yeah
So if you want to switch up, say switch up! switch up

Yeahhh, now that's what I'm talkin! Mr. Hood Yes
Mellowness, yes
Anything is possible in mah church
That's right it's mah church! Yeah
Do you understand? Mr. Hood Yes, yes I understand
Somebody in the church understands what I'm talkin about today
Mr. Hood Yes, Hah, well now I'm droppin science
Hah, I'm droppin, bawmbs! Hah
Up in mah church todayahhh, hah
Somebody say yes, yes lawd
Glory to Gawd, glory to Gawd
Preachas, you betta watch yo' church
Because Po'kchop, is on his way
Yes, bringin the truth beyond doubt
That I've been covered by Moses
Yeah preachas, you know you're to the curb
Stealin money, from out the church pan
To put gas, in yo' Cadillac
But Po'kchop, I pimp struts
I pimp strut
Now, you know I know what's goin on
My vision is not blaurrhy
That's why, mah church does not have to worry
Because I preach, to teach, and reach one each
Ha hah! (Amen
Now, on that token, Deacon Du Dot, do dat

Sermon said, you'd lose
Spiritual awakening, in the sins of mankind
For the deaf, the dumb, and the blind