Portal: Still Alive

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
And as it burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone there to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
For the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
And while you're dying I'll be still alive
Still alive
Still alive