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"Poor Joey" Videos
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I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl
I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world
In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch
Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch
This is my routine: first I ponder and peck
I look in the mirror and I shit on the deck
I try to fly, I bang my head
I think of something creative instead
I ruffle my feathers and have a good scratch
Spend at least half an hour trying to undo my catch
Not as though I want to be deleted by an owl
I've got to fight this awful situation somehow
Poor Joey *who's a pretty boy then?*
Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey
A bundle of joy then
Poor Joey *hello!*
How the ruddy hell does she expect me to speak
With half a ton of cuttlefish stuck in my beak?
I go into a moody, disdainfully preen
I'm just to upset to mutter something obscene
I appreciate the difficulties of owning a pet
Speaking as a budgie, it's like Russian Roulette
I was bred for the purpose and I shouldn't complain
I know you'll forgive me when I sing this refrain
Poor Joey *she's a right bastard!*
Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey
Every Christmas they try to get me plastered
Poor Joey *hello!*
Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl
I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world
In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch
Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch
Poor Joey *who's a pretty boy then?*
Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey
A bundle of joy then
Poor Joey *hello!*
Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey
Poor Joe
Poor Joey *who's a pretty boy then?*
Poor Joe *hello!*
Poor Joey
Poor Joe *cheerio!*
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What a Waste: The Collection
2017 19 songs
- Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick 2006
- Sex and Drugs and Rock & Roll 2006
- What A Waste 2006
- Sweet Gene Vincent 2006
- I Want To Be Straight 2006
- Inbetweenies 2006
- Don't Ask Me 2008
- Dance Of The Screamers 2008
- My Old Man 2016
- Wake Up And Make Love With Me 2008
- Spasticus Autisticus 2017
- Jack Shit George 2017
- Bed O' Roses No. 9 2017
- Mash It Up Harry 2017
- Reasons to Be Cheerful, Pt. 3 2017
- Poor Joey 2017
- Poo-Poo In the Prawn 2017
- Billaricay Dickie 2017
- Clevor Trever 2016
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