Yo, why is the Ripper so // That would be an unpardonable breech of for me to reveal // He said, One of these days all will be on me // they look up in the sky and see the neon C // Rhymes inscribed on a disk encased in a glass with an ion beam for longevity // For more than ten centuries, impressions and // The first time-machine will mention me // was a visionary indeed // He light could travel in multiples of c // The supercomputer that solved the mysteries of Klein-Kaluza with two blue metric rulers // Liked J but thought Steven Jay Gould was cooler // And he never liked to rumors // Canary Island cigars // Liked American cars and beautiful Asian broads // He had a mind // He used to about rhymes while he was pruning his bonsais // He claimed that he had written the greatest rhyme of all // But he would never take it out of his // He two songs per day // And was constantly experimenting with his // In his youth he did a report on the Sloan Digital Sky // He got a F but he an A // I followed his career from the day // It seemed the lack of contributed to his inert ways // Ive him put in twenty-four hour workdays // With pay, undeterred by the worst shame // Public humiliation was the worst // He was spinning out of control like a class hurricane // He said he wouldnt want emcee to suffer the same // Especially when theres nothing to // He was the alive but nobody would face it // He spit til his tongue was too torched to it // funded corporations Carbon-dated his latest creations // To the information, they found it utterly amazing // They claimed the body of his work was the same as a priceless painting // mattered to him the art galleries hated him // Cause Thomas Kinkade called and said he would ten // Complete enigmas wrapped in puzzles encrypted in // sound but without shape or signature // Kept files in his garage on in a fireproof pod, we thought it was odd // Outside there was a shed an Oppenheimer lock // He apparently kept wax than Madame Tussaud // We were in total awe cause it our minds // So many rhymes that were designed // He WAS poet laureate of his // And if you dont mind Id to share some of his rhymes // Alone in my room looking through the thirty-two X telescope // Adjusting the of the moon // One should not assume the philosophy of Hume is nothing more than a subjective conclusion // What is the maximum field application? // The runaway surrounding the ocean basin // the population fluctuation on a continuous basis but thats just the basics // The juxtaposition of Can-I-Buss // The of something no other has written // Way above and beyond what was // The unparalleled malleable of a sentence // You go to college, obviously // I can tell by ungodly unintelligible terminology // Your odyssey // The rhymes at modest when the brain orders the body not to breathe // Your competency is not up to speed, youre not in my // You couldnt possibly be hotter me // Or oppositely at twenty-five degrees // squeeze but the condensation makes rifle barrels freeze // Allow me to speak figuratively, please // My propertys about the size of Greece // Your advised you not to speak // My counselor advised me to keep rhyming until stopped the beat // In the of Joseph Heller, I learned how to write better, even though it sort of irked me // He said he didnt understand the process of the imagination but he he was at its mercy // Which exploits my point // And certainly reinforces the reason why nobodys probably ever of me // understand what I mean by ill // Lest you try to translate I print to film // This is the of will, the circle of time, the cycle of eternity, the emergence of one line // Academic phonetics critics tongue-tied // The dry humor of cum laude alumni // A wise man sees as progress // A divorces his knowledge and misses the logic // And loses his soul in the process obsessed with with a caricature that has no content // My style is masterful, multilateral, I could a fool and be naturally cruel // Words of scorn are a disastrous tool, from an existentialists view Im a better than you // Grab the mic and rip your physical fabric in two, my is fucked up but admirable // methods interpreted into different forms // From different perceptions and seen from different norms // Not just spitting a poem, theres much more // Theres much more of the puzzle for you to solve // Forty-eight orders of mechanical // And rays of creational cause enhance the of my bars // I am self-absorbed // But the effect, to find the cause you should ask my A&R // Today is what it is but only because was what it was // Permitting heard of Beelzebub // A of demons and drugs, pissy drunk in the club // With the DJ doing the needle rub, chances are youd see me, son // Yeah, I my names Canibus but I cant help you if you need a dub // I came to holler at some big booty and listen to the speakers thump // Whered you get conceited from? Im so nice on the mic want to beat me up // Its deep as fuck, I aint seen it all but Ive seen enough, really unbelievable // Theres a lot of times when I want to but Im stuck // I should leave this rap shit alone and kick my incredible rhymes in the of my own home // My imagination is my own, the liberty to speak lyrically on the microphone // With a pen in my hand I bring motion to the and become Can-I-Millennium Man // Engrave my back the Emperors Stamp // Been spitting scientific rap since the century began // Trying to escape the wicked empire of Def Jam in the land where lyrics are bland and heretics // Every warrior has an ax to bury, but he has to learn to discern between and adversary // I said to myself, Germaine, this is insane, its suicide, its flight into terrain // I fought to control the plane but went up in a ball of flames // And got banned from the Hip-Hop of Fame // For two bars I hearing in my head over and over again // It me everything // Im convinced now that more than the truth is at // Where people language that pretends to communicate // are misunderstood as mistakes // But its a of the ghetto music we make // From an extroverted point of view, I its too late // Hip-Hop has been the same since eighty-eight // it became a lucrative profession theres a misconception // That a in any direction is progression // Even though the potency of it // Big money industries writing checks to suppress the // And gives a fuck no more // No one to the bookstore ever since the confluence of Moores Law // But I stay in the lab like Niels Bohr, his son Aage, Lorenz and Leo Szilard // Lyrically I took rap music and the knob // To the right and added panache // Why would I argue with my own conscience over the // like me telling myself, Dont tell me what to do // Dialyses and analyses of emcees, sometimes I say things I myself cant believe // My is so skillfully elliptical, I can understand how it makes you miserable // You wonder why I never let you play your for me? // And why I my studio enshrouded in secrecy? // You wonder whats my infatuation with Keys? // Canibus, why dont you to me? // Yo, I meant it when I no one can shine on a song that features me // Thats why I said it so // You need to the hate with respect, Im probably the best yet // Laureate! //