Please Man

Big & Rich, Wyclef Jean
There goes the neighborhood

Please man, don't call the police, man
Why can we just be friends
And try to get along?

I don't wanna hurt no one
I just wanna have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the police, man

I didn't know the stereo was playing so loud
(Turn it up)
I didn't know, the Go-Go girls were dancing
(Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it)

It's out of sight, it's alright
So let me get you a cold Red Stripe

And please man, don't call the police, man
Why can we just be friends
And try to get along?
(We dont like those country records)

I don't wanna hurt no one
I just wanna have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the police, man

I didn't mean to cause a scene
Make anyone man
For goodness sake, no need to hate
We were just playin'

So count to ten, do it again
(Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four)
You do anything you like, my friend
(Three, two, one, one, one, one)

But please man, don't call the police, man
Why can we just be friends
And try to get along?
(We dont like those country records)

Don't wanna hurt no one
I just wanna have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the police, man
(Check my country swagger, yo)

I dress in black like the late Johnny Cash
Snatch more cash than Willie Nelson
Why you undercover that? We could split the profits, man

I'm a gambler like Kenny Rodgers
My t-shirt says
'The Devil Went Down To Georgia Like Charlie Daniels'

Back in the crib, I'm watching Reba
I hear the helicopters, police bust the door down
I in court getting judged by the judge

I got acquitted 'cause they love them cowboys
Cowgirls call me Wyclef Jean
With those Big & Rich Boys?

Be friends and try to get along

I don't wanna hurt no one
I just want to have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the police, man

Yeah, I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the police, man