Luyện nghe bài hát Playskool Murda

I you, you love me, we're a happy (Gunshots)
tha fuck up!

Oh, it's a murda party, and ima Barney
Crack his skull wit a bottle of Bacardi
Msiss Piggy, Kermit, ass muppets
puppets, they dead anyway, so fuck it
It's a beautiful day in the
Cancer got to ya first, but all good
Chops, exactly, good eats
Cook ya ass up on Sesame
Bannana's In Pajama's, stand us
murder, but we smoke too much, they out ran us
Telletubbies, fuck Winky
Die mutha fucka, think quickly
Missed oh shit, when I took a
But hey, at least I hit Bop
Now kids, ya feelin's, I didn't mean to
But wack children role models, I done murdered'em

(Barney to the beat)

street has been a re-run for the last decade
And 'cause of me the guy from Reading never got paid
This program's been brought to you in part by like you
I bust in the head that's why he talks like *Baboo-Boo*
Went up to the wack headquarters, PBS
And there was Barney smokin' up on cess
I took out Telletubbies 'cause they got too much
Now Tinky Winky refs at all the CFG basketball
I love you, and you love me
That wack creates disfunctional families
The new piss me off, like Rolie-Polie-Olie
I walk up to that like, whuts up on my forty?
Shoulda seen Lamb Chops I killed her friend
Now we'll see if that song will end
Now back to Street, I reach into my pouch
'cause I only smoke out with my Oscar The Grouch

(Barney to the beat)

The Care Bears (Dead) Berenstein (Dead)
All the furry little bitches, you heard what I said
to me, I take my forty
Then I crack it all they fuckin' heads even Barney
Feelin' horny, so I me a Miss Piggy
Smacked her in the mouth, then I cracked her on the chimney
Sesame Street, knock'em off they
Goldilocks, Three Bears, suck on this

Bert and Ernie, they can fuck off
I'm walkin' down Sesame Street with my sawed off
I blow they off (Bang Bang) oh whut you gonna do?
Fuck the Power Rangers, and all the too
Not to mention, that non-talkin' muthafucka,
Just listen, fuck him and his Crew
I got a problem, I can't stand'em
If I could get'em all together I would back hand'em

(Barney to the beat)