Luyện nghe bài hát PLASTIC PADDY

"Plastic Paddy"
-Eric

Hup! dee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee dah
Hup! dee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee dah
Hup! dee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee dah
Hup! dee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee dah
Hup! dee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee diddle-ee dah

just a Plastic Paddy, singin' Plastic Paddy songs
in a Plastic Paddy pub that call The Blarny Stone
There's plastic everywhere, there's Guinness and green beer
And a sign in gaelic above the bar says "God Bless All Here"

His guitar like a wardrobe, and it's out of tune at that
His voice it ranges from a sharp to a flat
He's desecrated "The Holy Ground", ripped apart "Black Velvet Band"
Sang some nights drunk and now he's sunk "The Irish Rover" all hands

'Cause he's just a Plastic Paddy, singin' Plastic Paddy
in a Plastic Paddy pub they call The Blarny Stone
The publican's a Scot by the name of McIntyre
Who does not allow collections for the men behind the

He's awful things to "Molly Malone" and "The Farrows of Tralee"
He's murdered "Carach Fergus" and old "Mother Machree"
He's just thrashed his way through "Galway Bay" and "The Wild Rose"
and if he starts "Danny Boy", I'm gonna punch him in the nose!

just a Plastic Paddy, singin' Plastic Paddy songs
in a Plastic pub that they call The Blarny Stone
There's Aer Lingus posters everywhere pretty Irish scenes
all and idyllic, and very bloody green!

"When Eyes are Smiling" and "The Mountains of Mourne"
In a central chich, the man has left no stone unturned
'Til he upon the harp that once through terraced halls
Accompanying on the Bodhrn, which takes a lot of courage

'Cause he's just a Plastic Paddy, singin' Plastic songs
in a Plastic Paddy pub that they The Blarny Stone
Now he's just sung in his tongue, "The Ancient Irish Curse"
and cleared the pub completely by the verse!

'Cause he's just a Plastic Paddy, singin' Plastic songs
He's started singin' "Danny Boy", so it's time I was gone
and just one thought to my mind, as I stagger through the door
are you when we need you, Christy Moore?
Where are you when we need you, Moore?

Note: Christy Moore is a popular singer in the UK and Europe, but probably not well known in the US.