Planet
They like they was Rangers as they came out of the skies They had High-Tech horses with beacons in their My gun was cocked and ready I looked into their face I seen they weren't just common buck-a-roos born of the human race No, sir, these Cowboys from space
Their shootin' shot laser light and their spurs was anodized caked with stardust and their jeans was pressurized Well he me a halter, said, "Tighten up the girth." But before I hit the saddle we miles above the Earth. And I MILES above the Earth
I seen London, Paris, Budapest, and Tokyo And there ain't no sight like a night looking down on Mexico To the Moons of Mars and Jupiter, 'round Saturn's we rode Past the frozen of Pluto where even the sunshine's cold Man, I do mean
Then our interstellar stallions sailed through the void There was to miss in that emptiness, not even a stray asteroid So we picked up the trail of a comet tail, man, you even DREAM that far And the galloping beat like the rhythm of an old catgut Just the of a distant star
Well, it could have lasted minutes or a thousand years When they got me down, I was safe and sound and it hadn't popped my ears And they reared on their broncos and they shot a bolt of light I they were the good guys, yes, sir. you got it right their cowboy hats was White
So I asked 'em as they their reins towards the settin' sun I said, "Before you go, I'd like to know, where you boys come from?" Well they up a star chart and said, "right here where this 'X' is It's the biggest place in Space, the planet known as Texas"