At seven this morning I got on the And said to my Bronc as long as you can My car down in Billings and they just got it back together be photo finishing in to old Cheyenne We'll here I am in and its 9 o'clock In the morning and times a-going I just her over, had some coffee and a donut And I bought the car a brand new of gas
Well, I don't know if I'm make it It's nine-fifteen, I'll be lucky if I get there By god, now that I hear, is it a siren Sure enough he got me on his He pulled up behind me and on those flashing lights A sign that I knew 'Pull Over' So I stomped on my and as I skidded to a halt I wiped out three reflector posts along the
He got outta this car and was a-walkin' slow So I out and met him half way He jerked out his gun and said, "Mister are you I ain't never nobody drive that way" I told him, "Take it easy" and he put up that cannon The way he shakin', it just go off He put up the gun as I my situation He listened to my story then he
He wrote me out a ticket, that seemed to take I took it and as I for my car That cop he hollered after me and said, "Hey, You slow down 'cause you can't outrun this radar" As I on down the road, I was a-cursin' and a-swearin' About the that I had just acquired I if I ought to pay it or throw it out the window But I might just set the thing afire
So I gunned it once again and was a traveling the road the gas pedal a mashed to the floor When I came around a curve and right there in the more damn sheep than I ever seen before I'm going too fast to ever stop, so I just close my As the car rolls on the herd When I opened up my eyes again, there's a sheep on the And that herd's sayin' mighty awful words
The sweats a-drippin' off my hands as I barrel old Wheatland I'm a nervous and I must be a sight The flies inside this old car are buzzin' all me Guess my deodorant quit last night 60, 50, 40, 30, 20 miles the rodeo starts in another 18 minutes I pull in through the main gate and I hear the playing I can't believe it, thank God, I finally it
only one more obstacle that's standin' in my way It's a with a weekend badge He standin' by the gate and as I her to a halt He says, "Where in the you goin' so dog gone fast" I tell him I'm entered and I ain't got to talk My is in the chute and I'm late He says I need to get a pass from the My eyes get red, my fills up with hate
I yell, "You so and so, you better let me through" he asked if I'd repeat once again So I whacked him in the mouth and I left him lyin' there On his a-kickin' in the sand I got there just in time to see my come runnin' out His head and tail was held way up I swear he looked right straight at me and grinned and horse laugh And me I just stood there and cried
I turned around feelin' helpless and dumbfounded I and what did I see 3 highway patrolmen and a with a fat lip And were all a-lookin' right at me Sittin' in the cell now I've done a lot of About that run I made a month ago I'm that I'm in this rotten situation If I could do it again I wouldn't have drove so If I could do it i wouldn't have drove so slow