Phone Cap Blues

2 Loud Phone talker riding on a bus
Heads in the clouds no thought for us
One way monologue, we're all trapped
It's a long 20 minute ride but their plans are capped x 2

Loud Phone talkers they're under the weather
One's a baby boomer who should know better
A tedious racket, we're all trapped
Its a 40 minute ride but their plans are capped x 2

Yeah the folks on the train they all need to hear
'bout my medical condition and the office affair
Yeah don't worry I got heaps of time to chat
it's a 40 minute trip and my plan is capped

You said 'I got fair warning from my line manager
Said I spend too much time on social media'
No need to say it again we all got that
You can surf all day cause your plan is capped