Personality Lines

Thank you for dialing the Hot Personality Lines
(Could you hold the line, please?)

If you press one I'll tell you
You're everything I want tonight
If you press two I'll get on my high horse
And give you a fight

And if you press three I'll stand at the back
And observe from the right

You pressed four, okay that's the coolest
And what would you know
Angel, I'll take you so high
Get it, mmm, here we go

Feel the blistering speed
Till the clouds try and cling to your toe
That's your thirty-nine P up
I'm afraid you must put down the