Patriotic SOB

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands
One nation under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all

The red white and blue for you and me
The greatest nation that will ever be
We got all you can desire
We got the fire
Freedom

I'm a sinner, a sinner (Oh I'm a sinner)
You're a knock down, drag it out patriotic son of a bitch
(1 Patriotic SOB)
Sick like you, sick like me
Mentally derranged and totally free
I'm a sinner, sinner
Sin for me

We are all freaks in our own way
Playboy was born in the USA
United we're strong, divided they fall
The best lookin' women
Boy we got it all
If sin's so bad
Why's it so much fun?
Freedom of speech
And all that sh-BEEP
Spank you cause you like it
Baby tight it barely fit

I'm a sinner, a sinner (Oh I'm a sinner)
You're a knock down, drag it out patriotic son of a bitch
(1 Patriotic SOB)
Sick like you, sick like me
Mentally derranged and totally free
I'm a sinner, sinner
Sin for me

Sin for me
Shake it darlin
Sin for me
Shake it darlin

Firecracker poppin on the 4th of July
Wet T-Shirt beauty queen
Sweet as Apple Pie
I'm surfin' the net, baby lookin' for porn
We can do that here
the best place to be born
I'm a revolution maker
Punk talkin' my smack
I got millions of Americans
And they got my back
Yeah I'm a sinner just like you
Stars and sstripes and the red white and
blue

I'm a sinner, a sinner (Oh I'm a sinner)
You're a knock down, drag it out patriotic son of a bitch
(1 Patriotic SOB)
Sick like you, sick like me
Mentally derranged and totally free
I'm a sinner, sinner
Sin for me

Sin sin I'm full of sin
Bang bang, shoot 'em up
We always win
Win win gonna win today
Winnin' we're the best we're the US of A
Sin sin Red white and blue
Full of sin baby
and so are you
Sin sin gonna sin today
Sinnin' because we like it in the US of A