Partical Man

Partical man, partical man
Doing the things a partical can
What's he like it's not important
Partical man

Is he a dot or is he a speck?
When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows partical man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hits partical man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand
A millennium hand and an aeon hand
And when they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hits person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man