Luyện nghe bài hát Parents Just Don't Understand (w/ Dj Jazzy Jeff)

You parents are the same
No matter time nor
They don't that us kids
Are gonna make some
So to you, all the kids all the land
no need to argue
Parents just don't

I one year
My mom took me shopping
It was me, my brother, my mom
Oh, my pop, and my sister
All in the car

We headed downtown to the Gallery
My mom started with the clothes she chose
I didn't say at first
I just up my nose

She said, "What's wrong? shirt cost 20 dollar"
I said, "Mom, shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar"
The next half hour was the old thing
My mother me clothes from 1963

And then she lost her mind and did the
I asked her for Adidas and she me Zips
I said, "Mom, are you doing, you're ruining my rep?"
She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't a rep yet"

I said, "Mom, let's put clothes back, please"
She said, "No, you go to school to learn not for a show"
I said, "This Sha Na Na, come on mom, I'm not Bowzer
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady trousers
But if you don't want to I can live with but
You gotta put back the reversible slacks"

She wasn't moved, stayed the same
Inevitably the day of school came
I I could get over, I tried to play sick
But my mom said, "No, no way, uh uh, it"

There was I could do, I tried to relax
I got up in those ancient artifacts
And I walked into school, it was just as I thought
The kids cracking up
Laughing at the mom bought

And who weren't laughing still had a ball
Because they were and whispering
As I walked down the
I got home and my mom how my day went
She said, "If they were laughing you don't them
'Cause they're not friends"

For the next six hours I tried to to my mom
I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
So to you all the all across the land
There's no to argue
just don't understand

Oh okay, here's the
My parents went away on a vacation
And they left the to the brand new Porsche
Would they
Umm, well, of not

I'll take it for a little spin
And maybe it off to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it around the
Well, I shouldn't
Yeah, of I should

Pay attention, here's the of the plot
I pulled up to the at the end of my block
That's when I saw this girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate I was talking
You should've seen this girl's bodily
I honked my horn just to get her

She said, "Was for me?"
I said, "Yeah"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "Come on and a ride with a helluva guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not
You could be deranged lunatic"

I said, "C'mon toots, my is the Prince
Beside, a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"
She agreed and we on our way
She was very good and so was I
I must say,

We hit McDonald's, pulled into the
We ordered two Big and two large fries with Cokes
She kicked her off onto the floor
She said, "Drive fast, turns me on"
She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I off so fast

The sun was open, the music was high
And this hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice that car
We're doing in my mom's new Porsche
And to make this long short, short

When the cop pulled me over, I was scared as
I said, "I don't have a but I drive very well, officer"
I almost had a attack that day
Come to out the girl was a twelve year old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
was no way for me to avoid being grounded

My parents had to come off vacation to get me
I'd be in jail than to have my father hit me
My walked in
I got my grip, I said, "Ah, mom, dad, how was trip?"
They speak, I said, "I want to plead my case"
But my just shoved me in the car by my face

That was a hard ride home, I know how I survived
They took turns, one beat me while the other was driving
I can't it, I just made a mistake
Well, parents are the same no matter nor place
So to you all the all across the land
Take it me, parents just don't understand