Luyện nghe bài hát Parents Just Don't Understand

You parents are the same
No matter time nor
They don't understand us kids
Are going to make mistakes
So to you, all the all across the land
There's no to argue
Parents just don't
I one year
My mom took me shopping
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little
All in the car
We downtown to the Gallery Mall
My mom started bugging with the she chose
I say nothing at first
I just turned up my
She said, "What's This shirt cost $20"
I said, "Mom, this shirt is with a butterfly collar!"
The next half was the same old thing
My mother buying me from 1963
And then she lost her and did the ultimate
I asked her for Adidas and she me Zips!
I said, "Mom, what are you doing, ruining my rep"
She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, let's put these back, please"
She said "no, you go to school to learn not for a show"
I said, "This Sha na na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowzer
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch
But if you want to I can live with that but
You gotta put back the double-knit slacks"
She wasn't moved - everything the same
Inevitably the day of school came
I thought I could get over, I to play sick
But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it"
was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
I got up in those ancient artifacts
And when I walked into school, it was just as I
The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom
And those who weren't laughing had a ball
Because they were and whispering
As I down the hall
I got and told my Mom how my day went
She said, "If they laughing you don't need the,
"Cause they're not friends"
For the next six I tried to explain to my Mom
That I was gonna have to go through about 200 more times
So to you all the all across the land
no need to argue
Parents just understand
Oh-kay, the situation
My parents away on a week's vacation and
They left the to the brand new Porsche
Would mind?
Umm, well, of not
I'll just take it for a little
And maybe show it off to a couple of
I'll just cruise it around the
Well, maybe I
Yeah, of course I
Pay attention, the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the at the end of my block
That's when I saw this beautiful who was just walking
I picked up my car to perpetrate like I was talking
You seen this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my just to get her attention
She said, oh"Was for me?"
I said, "Yeah"
She said, oh"my"
I said, "Come on and take a ride a helluva guy"
She said, "How do I know that not sick?
You could be deranged lunatic"
I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the =
Beside, would a have a Porsche like this?"
She and we were on our way
She was looking good and so was I, just might say
We hit McDonald's, pulled into the
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries. She her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "Drive faster turns me on"
She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I took off so
The sun roof was open , the was high
And this girl's was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three on her shirt so far
I that's why I didn't notice that (police car)
We're doing in my Mom's new Porsche
And to this long story short
When the cop pulled me I was scared as hell
I said, "I have a license but I drive very
I almost had a heart that day
Come to out the girl was some a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
And there was no way for me to being grounded
My parents had to back get me
I'd rather be in jail than to my father hit me
My walked in
I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was trip?"
didn't speak
I said, "I want to my case"
But my just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I know how I survived
They turns -
One would me while the other one was driving
I can't believe it, I made a mistake
Well parents are the no matter time nor place
So to you all the all across the land
it from me
Parents just don't