You parents are the same No matter nor place They don't understand us kids Are to make some mistakes So to you, all the kids all across the There's no to argue Parents just understand I one year My mom took me shopping It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my sister All in the car We headed downtown to the Mall My mom bugging with the clothes she chose I say nothing at first I just turned up my She said, "What's wrong? This cost $20" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a collar!" The next half hour was the old thing My mother buying me clothes 1963 And then she her mind and did the ultimate I asked her for Adidas and she me Zips! I said, "Mom, are you doing, you're ruining my rep" She said, "You're only sixteen, you have a rep yet" I said, "Mom, let's put clothes back, please" She said "no, you go to school to not for a fashion show" I said, "This isn't Sha na na, come on Mom, I'm not Mom, please put the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers But if you don't want to I can live with but You put back the double-knit reversible slacks" She moved - everything stayed the same Inevitably the day of school came I thought I could get over, I tried to play But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" was nothing I could do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in those ancient And when I walked into school, it was as I thought The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom And those who laughing still had a ball Because were pointing and whispering As I walked down the I got home and told my Mom how my day She said, "If they were laughing you don't the, "Cause not good friends" For the next six I tried to explain to my Mom That I was gonna have to go through this 200 more times So to you all the kids all the land There's no need to just don't understand Oh-kay, the situation My parents went on a week's vacation and left the keys to the brand new Porsche Would they Umm, well, of not I'll just take it for a spin And maybe it off to a couple of friends just cruise it around the neighborhood Well, I shouldn't Yeah, of course I Pay attention, here's the thick of the I pulled up to the at the end of my block That's when I saw beautiful girlie who was just walking I up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking You should've seen this bodily dimensions I honked my horn to get her attention She said, oh"Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, oh"my" I said, "Come on and take a with a helluva guy" She said, "How do I know you're not sick? You could be some lunatic" I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the = Beside, would a have a Porsche like this?" She and we were on our way She was very good and so was I, just might say We hit McDonald's, pulled into the We ordered two Big Macs and two fries. She kicked her shoes off onto the floor She said, "Drive speed turns me on" She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas We almost got whiplash, I off so fast The sun roof was open , the music was And girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh She had opened up buttons on her shirt so far I guess that's why I didn't that (police car) We're doing in my Mom's new Porsche And to this long story short When the cop pulled me I was scared as hell I said, "I don't a license but I drive very I had a heart attack that day Come to out the girl was some a twelve-year-old runaway I was arrested, the car was And there was no way for me to avoid being My parents had to come get me I'd rather be in jail than to my father hit me My walked in I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was trip?" didn't speak I said, "I want to my case" But my just shoved me in the car by my face That was a hard ride home, I know how I survived They turns - One would beat me while the other one was I can't believe it, I made a mistake Well are the same no matter time nor place So to you all the kids all the land it from me Parents don't understand