Orgy For One

Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold
Sally's dad exploded, that's what I was told
Chell had to play checkers, Dan was baking pies
Wendy's dad exploded too that might've been a lie
Pam'd frisbee lessons, Stella had ballet
Now I'm by myself but I can have one anyway so..

Dim the lights, remove my tights

Nobody show but I'm gonna have some fun
Get this party started It's an orgy for one
It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun
So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one
I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one

Margareth's cat was nauseous, Jane was way too shy
Steve was not invited, because he was a guy
Clare was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space
But it doesn't matter 'cause I'm rounding second base, oh
Trough the night my grasp is tight

I'm beating so hard you think I was a drum
And I don't even care it's an orgy for one
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
Not just masturbation it's an orgy for one
It's a fucking celebration it's an orgy for one
Orgy for one x3

Sixty nine without the nine
Now pour the wine I'm not oh my

I'm batting a thousand and mailing everyone
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one
These pillows are stacked to look fakely like a butt
No one got ready for it's an orgy for one
My chunk is getting started it's an orgy for one
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy..
For oneeeeeeeeee (Orgy for one)
Orgy for one x2