Every eleven minutes, the USA a man is a of Cock Blocking This action usually results in friendships The following, is an example..
[Kool] Aiyyo [Jinx] Hey G? This girl'll be here in a minute [Jinx] The bitch got a nice ass, and I'm tryin to get in it [Jinx] Cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this [Kool] To sure you don't mind [Jinx] [Kool] chillin out I hit it [Jinx] Naww nigga, I'll turn on the TV set [Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get pussy, get your dick wet Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell *ding dong ding [Kool] The is ringin on my bell
the door, "Whassup baby? Yo come on in Here, a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend" Now is going according to plan "Yo this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?) I to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat "Yo Jinx," "Whassup?" "Later nigga, I'm to the back" "See ya!" I her to the back, closed the doors and I paused.. .. I'm gonna get drawers So we laid on the bed and I smiled Because I'm dreamin about her doggystyle So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can her *zipper sound* Fuck it, I'll just pull down her Feelin her ass, and damn the is soft "Aiyyo baby, why you take your shirt and pants off?" I got the ready to let a nigga score *knocking* Yo who the FUCK is at my *knocking* Now annoyed, and boy I got some luck I the door, "Yo Jinx, what the FUCK is up?"
"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some and shit You know I'm of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh"
"What water Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight" "Now leave me the alone so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man" So then I the door shut *door slams* I turned around this is pullin her pants back on her butt Nah chill, yo he comin back no more I pulled her pants back down and em on the floor *whoosh* I'm to convince her but the shit didn't work So now I'm here playin tug-of-war her shirt *rips* (oops) Yeah worry, that same shit won't happen twice "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??" Shit, didn't even get my in *knocking* Cause niggaz like is Cock Blocking
"Now you know this don't make NO kind of sense" "Blockin my cock, like a god ??" "And for the life of me, I didn't why.." "Blockin my cock, a god damn ??"
G. Rap] Thinkin of a bitch I be hittin, for no salary So I called Valerie, out the bitch was babysittin The baby's went to Europe; and I could see her now suckin my dick and lickin my nut like it was syrup She said, "Come I'm alone" And I was at the door before the bitch hung up the phone "Hey whassup baby? You know I you" "Whassup?" Yeah that's some shit you gotta say to get your dick into the pussy Went in the and had a seat The boy put fifty motherfuckin toys by my feet Smashin up my with Tonka jeeps I wish this little motherfucker'd his ass to sleep Now my leg got crazy I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I his ass a book of matches (Hey!) I even get a rap Without this motherfucker jumpin his ass into my bitch's lap I started on her curves But I'm mad this little brat is gettin on my nerves I pulled the bitch up by her hair "What's the baby?" "Aiyyo, get rid of little man?" "Alright baby" She took me to a room was dark "Hey, come in here" I was on the way to get a head start And I let the door shut Lifted up her and started feelin on the whore's butt on her titties like candy Five minutes had her comin in her panties Now ready for the dick "Yo you ready bitch?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, a lick!" Down on her knees is she dropped Suckin on and on and suckin on my cock Bust that nut, that's what I'm Then yo, all of a sudden, the door wide open What the hell is about? *child crying* She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her Yeah, the little throwin a fit Talkin about he's hungry and "Wait a baby, let me get up so I can feed him" But I felt like takin off my and beat him He already my leg a cut Now the bastard is fuckin up my nut She, didn't get the lead off So I picked up one of his Turtle dolls and pulled the head off (Hey doin?) Yeah motherfucker now we even Forty-five minute passed, the bitch ain't back, fuckit I'm I got dressed, and put my hat back on my (Hey!) "Later bitch," "No baby" "Drop dead!" "What??" "And by the way, a lot and uhh.. fuck you and little nigga for Cock Blockin!"
"Now you know this just don't make NO of sense" "Blockin my cock, like a god ??" "And for the life of me, I know why.." "Blockin my cock, a god damn ??"
[Kool G. So all you niggaz with the helmets and stay the FUCK from me, word up The next you wanna block nigga try out for the Jets baby, up Yo, that nigga Polo's Cock Blockin like a That Jinx is Cock Blockin My dancers are up roadblocks n shit That nigga Bill Blass has Cock Blockin all his life And nigga Eric B.'s Cock Blockin