Every minutes, across the USA a man is a of Cock Blocking action usually results in broken friendships The following, is an example..
[Kool] Jinx Hey whassup G? [Kool] This girl'll be here in a [Jinx] [Kool] The bitch got a nice ass, and I'm to get in it Cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this shit? [Kool] To make sure you don't [Jinx] [Kool] chillin out I hit it [Jinx] Naww nigga, just turn on the TV set Get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your dick wet [Kool] bet, because my dick is hard as hell *ding dong dong* [Kool] The bitch is ringin on my
Opened the door, "Whassup baby? Yo on in Here, a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend" Now everything is going to plan "Yo this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?) I to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat "Yo Jinx," "Whassup?" "Later nigga, I'm to the back" "See ya!" I took her to the back, the doors and I paused.. .. I'm get some drawers So we on the bed and I just smiled Because I'm dreamin about her doggystyle So I'm thinkin bout hits that I can slip her *zipper sound* Fuck it, I'll just pull her zipper Feelin her ass, and damn the shit is "Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and off?" I got the ready to let a nigga score Yo who the FUCK is at my door? *knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the is up?"
"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get water and shit You know I'm kind of thirsty homey? Heh heh"
"What nigga? Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight" "Now leave me the fuck so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man" So then I slammed the shut *door slams* I turned this bitch is pullin her pants back on her butt Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no I pulled her back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh* I'm to convince her but the shit didn't work So now I'm playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops) Yeah don't worry, that shit won't happen twice "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??" Shit, even get my jock in *knocking* niggaz like Jinx is Cock Blocking
"Now you know just don't make NO kind of sense" "Blockin my cock, like a god ??" "And for the of me, I didn't know why.." "Blockin my cock, a god damn ??"
G. Rap] Thinkin of a I could be hittin, for no salary So I Valerie, found out the bitch was babysittin The baby's parents to Europe; and I could see her now suckin my dick and my nut like it was maple syrup She said, "Come I'm alone" And I was knockin at the before the bitch hung up the phone "Hey whassup baby? You know I you" "Whassup?" Yeah that's some you gotta say to get your dick into the pussy tissue Went in the and had a seat The boy put fifty motherfuckin toys by my feet Smashin up my with Tonka jeeps I this little motherfucker'd take his ass to sleep Now my leg got crazy I said, "Here, you play?" I gave his ass a book of matches (Hey!) I even get a rap this little motherfucker jumpin his ass into my bitch's lap I started rubbin on her But I'm mad because this little brat is on my nerves I pulled the bitch up by her "What's the matter baby?" "Aiyyo, get rid of little man?" "Alright baby" She took me to a room was dark "Hey, come in here" I was undressin on the way to get a head And then I let the shut Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the whore's on her titties like candy Five minutes had her comin in her panties Now she's ready for the "Yo you ready bitch?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, a lick!" on her knees is where she dropped Suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my that nut, that's what I'm hopin Then yo, all of a sudden, the door wide open What the hell is this about? *child She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her Yeah, the little throwin a fit Talkin about he's and shit "Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can him" But I felt takin off my belt and beat him He gave my leg a cut Now the bastard is fuckin up my nut She, didn't get the lead off So I up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off (Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherfucker now we minute passed, the bitch ain't back, fuckit I'm leavin I got dressed, and put my hat back on my (Hey!) "Later bitch," "No baby" "Drop dead!" "What??" "And by the way, a lot and uhh.. fuck you and that nigga for Cock Blockin!"
"Now you know this don't make NO kind of sense" "Blockin my cock, like a god ??" "And for the life of me, I know why.." "Blockin my cock, a god damn ??"
G. Rap] So all you with the helmets and shoulderpads the FUCK away from me, word up The next time you block nigga try out for the baby, word up Yo, that nigga Polo's Cock Blockin a motherfucker That nigga Jinx is Cock My dancers are straight up n shit nigga Bill Blass has been Cock Blockin all his life And nigga Eric B.'s Cock Blockin