8 1998 mr prime minister, to be honest, im kind of disgusted with the of this country and i am holding you responsible. ive got no diseases, no birthmarks, im not black, im not female, sure im jewish, but im a straight white male, and i still cant understand why there is even a feather for me to ruffle. mr minister, im queasy every time i read the newspaper. i read about the new flag the is demanding and whether our emblem should contain a cross or not and i cant believe its even worth the discussion. i want to see a giant penis on our flag. i it made of velvet and in glitter. i want a that is worthy of a solid burning. i want to know why isnt our prime a homosexual? i was personally more interested in whether or not paul keating the queens arse any of the issues that you seem to be tackling. mr prime minster, why do you always wear and grey? are you hiding something? are you of us? i still believe there is a feather left for me to ruffle. i want to know why there are american accents all my television set. as far as im concerned, is a german philosopher. why do all australian rock musicians sing in american why are there no australian rock mr prime minister, why doesnt australia a black panther party? is our bob dylan? where is our andy why do you make me sound like a third rate allen dont me. what do you know about anyway. why dont we learn anything in school? that was a sweeping but i just finished twelve years of it and i know how to spell your name but be bothered to write it down. why am i so of where i am from? i sit up all night watching infomercials and sessions and i cannot think of one reason to travel to canberra. i am waiting for you to wear pink. mr minister, when are you going to me a fucking break? i want to see you in spastic glee outside an islamic shrine, or hard copy footage of you caught doing naughty in kings cross, and i want to say i knew it away! why do you me? every time i walk out the door, i think you have sent men to watch me in unmarked cars. and i havent even anything. yet. mr prime minister, im as as you are. get me some glamour, mr prime minister, escapism. i want to know why we still havent settled the aboriginal land right issue. ill up my house right now, if you will put an end to this. we all this isnt really our home. stop kidding around. mr prime minister, mr is tired. i havent slept for five days, ive been up for reruns of good morning america and i think you have about me. when did we a colony? mr minister, im restless. mr prime minister, i dont like the state we are in, and im you responsible. friend, benjamin lee