8 March mr prime minister, to be honest, im kind of disgusted with the state of country and i am you directly responsible. ive got no diseases, no birthmarks, im not black, im not female, sure im jewish, but basically im a straight white male, and i cant understand why is even a feather left for me to ruffle. mr prime minister, im queasy every i read the newspaper. i read about the new flag the country is demanding and whether our should contain a cross or not and i cant believe its even worth the discussion. i to see a giant penis on our flag. i want it made of velvet and in glitter. i want a that is worthy of a solid burning. i want to know why isnt our prime a homosexual? i was personally more interested in or not paul keating grabbed the queens arse than any of the issues that you to be tackling. mr prime minster, why do you wear black and grey? are you hiding something? are you of us? i still cant believe is a feather left for me to ruffle. i want to know why there are american all over my television set. as far as im concerned, is a german philosopher. why do all australian rock musicians sing in american why are there no rock musicians? mr prime minister, why doesnt australia have a black party? is our bob dylan? where is our andy why do you me sound like a third rate allen ginsberg? answer me. what do you about poetry anyway. why we learn anything in school? perhaps that was a sweeping but i just finished twelve years of it and i know how to spell your name but cannot be to write it down. why am i so ashamed of where i am from? i sit up all night infomercials and parliamentary sessions and i cannot think of one to to canberra. i am waiting for you to wear pink. mr prime minister, when are you going to me a fucking break? i want to see you dancing in spastic glee an islamic shrine, or hard copy footage of you caught doing things in kings cross, and i want to say i it right away! why do you me? every time i walk out the door, i think you have sent men to watch me in unmarked cars. and i havent even anything. yet. mr minister, im as ready as you are. get me some glamour, mr prime minister, escapism. i want to know why we still havent settled the aboriginal right issue. ill give up my house right now, if you will put an end to this. we all this isnt our home. lets stop kidding around. mr prime minister, mr hand is tired. i havent slept for days, ive been waiting up for reruns of good america and i think you have forgotten me. did we become a colony? mr minister, im restless. mr prime minister, i dont the state we are in, and im holding you responsible. friend, benjamin lee