8 1998 dear mr minister, to be honest, im of disgusted with the state of this country and i am you directly responsible. ive got no diseases, no birthmarks, im not black, im not female, im jewish, but basically im a straight white male, and i still cant understand why there is even a left for me to ruffle. mr prime minister, im every time i read the newspaper. i read about the new flag the is demanding and whether our emblem should contain a southern cross or not and i cant its even worth the discussion. i want to see a giant penis on our flag. i it made of velvet and in glitter. i want a flag is worthy of a solid burning. i want to know why isnt our minister a homosexual? i was personally more interested in whether or not paul grabbed the queens arse than any of the issues you seem to be tackling. mr prime minster, why do you always wear black and are you hiding something? are you of us? i still cant believe there is a feather for me to ruffle. i want to know why there are american accents all over my set. as far as im concerned, kant is a philosopher. why do all rock musicians sing in american accents? why are there no australian musicians? mr prime minister, why doesnt australia have a black party? is our bob dylan? where is our warhol? why do you make me sound like a third rate allen dont me. do you know about poetry anyway. why dont we anything in school? perhaps that was a sweeping generalization but i just twelve years of it and i know how to your name but cannot be bothered to write it down. why am i so ashamed of i am from? i sit up all night watching infomercials and parliamentary sessions and i think of one reason to to canberra. i am waiting for you to wear pink. mr prime minister, are you going to give me a fucking break? i want to see you in spastic glee outside an islamic shrine, or hard copy of you caught doing naughty things in kings cross, and i want to say i it right away! why do you me? every time i walk out the front door, i think you sent men to watch me in cars. and i havent even done anything. yet. mr minister, im as ready as you are. get me glamour, mr prime minister, some escapism. i want to know why we still havent the aboriginal land right issue. ill give up my house right now, if you put an end to this. we all know this isnt really our home. lets stop around. mr prime minister, mr hand is tired. i slept for five days, ive been waiting up for reruns of good morning and i think you have forgotten me. when did we a colony? mr minister, im restless. mr prime minister, i like the state we are in, and im holding you responsible. friend, benjamin lee