Ooohhh Baby

You're the kind of girl that everybody's warned me about
You're the kind of person that everybody's just staring at
But now you're a topless dancer working out of a bar on Times Square
And everybody wishes you were back in the massage parlor back there
[Incomprehensible]

You make me go, ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby
Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby
Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh

Your old man was the best B and E man down on the streets
And all the guys on the precinct always was watching for him on their beat

But when he ripped off Seymour he was really not a-doing so fine
And everything is not swell, except his hands and legs, and maybe even mine
[Incomprehensible]

They say ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby
Hey, baby, ooohhh, ooohhh

It's very funny asking me why they keep the lights on down so low
Well, yesterday's trade's today's competition, or didn't you know?
And all fluorescent lighting make it so your wrinkles, they don't show
And it's very funny the way that twenty bucks an hour can a-go
If you don't make me go

Now, now, now, ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby, ooohhh
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby
Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh

Everybody wondered 'bout you when you was seen in drinking some beer
You got here from Ohio and your mother said
You hooked her in the real near
That's the way it goes, now

Ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby
Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh
Hey, shake your buns now, mama
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh
Walk it now
Get down

Ooohhh baby, ooohhh
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh...