One Thing (Parody)

This is the start of the song
Just my voice and no drums
I lift my head and look sexy
And that's when you girls scream
Now I'll hand it over to Luke
I'll just right here on a stool
You boys can harmonize with me
Isn't that what boy bands do?

This is where we all stand
And all of us will sing along
And do some kind of lame dance
Are these things even on?

[Technical Breakdown]

So get up, get up, get outta your seats
Jump up and down and just scream
Cuz we don't, we don't, don't know what this is
Cuz we don't know nothing
Yeah we don't know nothing

I'm the lead singer of my band
"What? Fuck off Jai!" I am
But the lead singers get the most groupies
Well I guess we do know one thing

Where'd the fucking stools go?
Cuz now we gotta dance like fools
That's the easy part though
Cuz that's what boy bands do

So get up, get up, get outta your seats
Jump up and down and just scream
Cuz we don't, we don't, don't know what this is
Cuz we don't know nothing

So get up, get up, get outta your seats
Jump up and down and just scream
Cuz we don't, we don't, don't know what this is
Cuz we don't know nothing
Yeah we don't know nothing
This is the start of the song
Just my voice and no drums
I lift my head and look sexy
And that's when you girls scream
Now I'll hand it over to Luke
I'll just right here on a stool
You boys can harmonize with me
Isn't that what boy bands do?

This is where we all stand
And all of us will sing along
And do some kind of lame dance
Are these things even on?

[Technical Breakdown]

So get up, get up, get outta your seats
Jump up and down and just scream
Cuz we don't, we don't, don't know what this is
Cuz we don't know nothing
Yeah we don't know nothing

I'm the lead singer of my band
"What? Fuck off Jai!" I am
But the lead singers get the most groupies
Well I guess we do know one thing

Where'd the fucking stools go?
Cuz now we gotta dance like fools
That's the easy part though
Cuz that's what boy bands do

So get up, get up, get outta your seats
Jump up and down and just scream
Cuz we don't, we don't, don't know what this is
Cuz we don't know nothing

So get up, get up, get outta your seats
Jump up and down and just scream
Cuz we don't, we don't, don't know what this is
Cuz we don't know nothing
Yeah we don't know nothing