One's A Couple

Thanks but no thanks
I didn't come here to dance
I'm with somebody
I'm afraid I'll have to pass

Two years ago he left me
Now his memory's back around
One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd

We came in here to be alone
No TV, no telephone
Two old flames out on the town
One still burns, and one's burned out

One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd

They institutionalize people
For acting like I do
For drinking with somebody
That ain't in the room

Oh, can't you see we're busy?
Trying to work our problems out
One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd

We came in here to be alone
No TV, no telephone
Two old flames out on the town
One still burns, and one's burned out

One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd

We came in here to be alone
No TV, no telephone
Two old flames out on the town
One still burns and one's burned out

One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd

One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd