One Hit Song

This song has absolutely no point about it
I'm not even gonna probably make sense
When I write it
Some lines won't rhyme
It won't tell a story
I gotta put my pencil down
Cause this has gotta be the dumbest song in history

It has no hook
It has no rhyme
What a stupid waste of time
Funny thing is
This will probably be my one hit song
It's hard to say or to relate
To this boring life of mine
That is why this will probably be my one hit song

I'm not gonna sing about my song writing depression
I'm just gonna play out this simple chord progression
I'll steal a melody line
Something stuck in my head
Maybe na na na na na...
Oh wait, I think that's mine

It has no hook
It has no rhyme
What a stupid waste of time
Funny thing is
This will probably be my one hit song
It's hard to say or to relate
To this boring life of mine
That is why this will probably be my one hit song

GO!

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It has no hook
It has no rhyme
What a stupid waste of time
Funny thing is
This will probably be my one hit song
It's hard to say or to relate
To this boring life of mine
That is why this will probably be my one hit song
My one hit song
My one hit song

1, 2, 3, 4
STOP!