One

When I was
a young Jeff,
my father
took me into
Numbani,
to see the
mercy mains.
Uhm..
He said
son when you grow up,
would you play
the heroes that
your team needs.
Support them all the way?

Uhm,
He said,
will you
defeat them
the red team
and all their
try-hard healers,
and get play of the game?

Uhm,
or will
you pick
one hero
and main him,
and lead your team to ruin?
Join the one-trick parade?

When I was
a young Jeff
my father
took me into Numbani,
to see the Mercy mains.

He said son when
you grow up
would you play
the heroes that
you team needs?
support them
all the way?

Sometimes I get the feeling
a Torb's not what we need.
My turret's not enough
to pull us through.
Although it's tough,
rank down, rank up,
victory or defeat,
a new game starts and I know what to do.

I'm picking Torb.
I'm picking Torb.
And though you
say you will report me.
I promise you,
I'm picking Torb.
I'm picking Torb.

My love for
Torb, I can't contain it.
There's no way to explain it.

I've played the other heroes,
from Doomfist through to Zen.
There's only one who's great on every map.

Uhm,
Don't wanna tank,
or heal or flank,
I'll leave that up to you.

I'd rather run around
picking up scrap.
I'm picking Torb.
I'm picking Torb.
And though you
say you will report me,
I promise you,

I'm picking Torb.
I'm picking Torb.
And though you,
went ahead and blocked me,
I'll see you in the
next game.
When I join, my team
goes mad with fear.

Oooh, ohhh, ohhh...
"Fuck!" they say,
"the Torb one-trick is here!".
Oooh, ohhh, ohhh...
Check my fucking stats,
'cause I've got
more golds
than yooouu!

Yes it's true,
you'll get a banning,
if you decide
to one-trick in this game.
It's a move
that I've been planning.
I've got to keep
you faggots off my main.
I won't explain.
or say I'm sorry.

My love for Torb,
every day it grows.
He is mine,
now and forever.
You take Torb,
I swear I'll fucking throw.
"Please just change!",
I hear my team cry.
It's too late.
my power starts to rise.
I scream out,
as I release my
M O L T -
T E N
C O R E !

I'm picking Torb.
I'm picking Torb.
And though you say you will report me,
I promise you, I'm picking Torb.

I'm picking Torb.
And though you went ahead and blocked me,
I'll see you in the next game!
Yes it's true,
you'll get a banning.
If you decide
to one-trick in this game.
It's a move
that I've been planning.
I've got to keep
you faggots off my main.
I wont explain,
or say I'm sorry.
My love for Torb,
every day it grows.
He is mine, now and forever.
You take torb,
I swear I'll fucking throw.