Once in a While

I am your undisputed king of bad directions
We rarely made it to the place I knew we'd shine
I cannot read straight lines
I misinterpret signs at crucial times

But here we are...
Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm
Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I am

I am your all time faulty social carburator
Depending on the climate I sputter, spurt, or stall
My way of building walls,
I build'em way too tall, screening calls

'Cause here we are
Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm
Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I...

If chemistry were currency,
you'd have enough to walk out on me
You'd have enough to walk out on me
Once in a while, it's only once in a while

Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm
Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I am
Once in a while I get it right I'm due sarcasm
Once in a while some hindsight will show me where I am
show me were I am, show me where I am