Luyện nghe bài hát On the Plane

You will to arrive at a quarter to five
If your is departing at ten
When you called for a seat, we you to meet
At the gate and we'd let you then.

The seats are so teeny sit like Houdini
Be and listen to this
If we should in a fiery ball
Kiss your own ass good-bye, your kids.

On the plane, on the
You will do as we say
remain in your seat
With your at your feet
Till the speech is on the plane.

If we sit on the runway from now Monday
Well, all we can say is "too bad"
Up there's free liquor and they get there quicker
So those are not quite as mad.

You've paid your dinero, this just fair
Oh, but comes the part that's so good
Then the will cut in; "We can't see Cleveland
But if it cloudy, we could."

On the plane all is
think of it as practicing for hell
I'm in five, you're in
You back anymore
you'll be shoved out the of the plane.

We are not for... anything
And everything can go
We really don't know we'll go or when
And you may see your bags again
a shame, on the plane.

Your carry on has to fit in this box
If it and you make us wait
be pulled from the line with a hook from behind
And beaten and shot at the gate.

The air that you're breathing's re-circulating
Since Orville and Wilbur boys
If you should choke, here's a thimble of
You do realize coughing annoys?

On the plane, on the
People are we perfectly
The skies are not so
Delta ready
I the bus
USAIR with US
It's truly
On the plane... on the plane.