On Paper

I'm not so easy on the eye,
Its been said to my face,
That I can make an onion cry.
I mean no harm,
but I've got the charm.
Of a murdering serial raper
I never get none,
And I know why.
But there's more to me,
then meets the eye.

Real life me ain't certified
But I look good On Paper

Statically I'm far above the rest.
I do my homework never have to guess.
My social life's an empty wreck,
Romance is an alien labor
There are things about me you'll never know.
Unless you scratch the surface,
And look below.

My resume is solid gold,
But I look good On Paper.

I've got straight A's on every test.
A perfect credit score.

My ledger is never in the red,
I look good On Paper

I never get none and I know why,
But there's more to me than meets the eye.

If you've got the time I'm qualified,

I Look good On Paper x1
I Look good On Paper x2
I Look goood!

On Paper x1
On Paper x2