Olde(y) Tyme(y)

I've had a bad day
I am ashamed
And I'm afraid
And I am drained of what was named
Self respect

If the bridge that I was driving over collapsed while I was driving over it
That may not be such a bad thing
I would finally meet my maker, I could meet the great creator
And I'd punch him for teaching me how to say

And my body would be at the bottom of a lake in West Virginia
Instead of at the bottom of this bottle I drink
I don't have a drinking problem, don't have a drinking solution
I don't think I ever learned to think

No one knows what it's like to be
Anybody but themselves
No one
No - hoo - one
No - hoo - one else