Little Sally Walker, sittin' in a Oh, how I tossed ass up a mission in the woods Woody woodpecker if he could
But I want to pass it up To the next man had my bumpin' on The fifty yard and my adrenaline pumpin' Like a kill thriller tiller out with the miller brew
up, took it 'til the damn Dutch puked ([unverified]) Luke skywalker a sweet talker so I got ill With my saber that came in one fancy flavor My strange led to an outburst
The night good but the day got worse I thought I was alone slim the stowaway a brown-eyed bombshell that was dope enough to pay I looked over my shoulder and my cover was By my whole school sayin', "Ooh" and I'm for real
Oh shit, oh shit, oh
to say the least I'm so slick that need to call me grease 'Cuz I slips and I slides I rides on the beast and your mom sittin' in a tree, K I S S I N G
Yo, first comes the And then the she my homey's M O M, what? (M I E) Yo and to from day one in my eyes I show fear 'Cuz I into his house, his mom's grinnin' ear to ear
Gigglin' and for weeks I encounter from this female sizin' me up for the kill Oh, what the hell is what I said to So that I wouldn't worry, I'm sittin' on the And wish Greg please hurry up
She offered me a cup of ripple, broke out the Squezed her nipple, said, "Suck it if you like but please bite it" I had an urge to say fuck it but I knew I had to it
I could say alakazam ([unverified]) I took this old bitch in a style walked in the room that nigga cold had a fit But all numbskull could say was, oh shit
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh Son-of-a bitch, son-of-a bitch, on
One fine summertime Sunday Crenshaw Boulevard was in swing Perfect of how looks can be deceiving Rolled up to what I thought was a young thing Rollin' in a Samurai Suzuki dookie braids Was an aid to her sex
Dude she was dope man real on the wheel Well, anyway I toot, toot she said, "Hey, a beep, beep" The next day down to the beach Tuesday me and my new cutie Coolin' on the beach and now rubbin' on my booty
Suck, suck, on my neck like dracula But it wasn't all spectacular (Why?) 'Cuz I tried to touch upon her tay-titty She would be quit B Bitch was frontin' but I say nothin'
Then all of the after someone pushed the button I got a funny feeling like was real wrong Looked at her shoes and her was real long
it hit me, oh please God no Don't let ho turn out to be a John doe He a fast one on me, yo I guess that's one of those things that make you go,
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh Oh shit, oh shit, oh