Obey The Cowgod

One, two, three, four
Are you ready to obey the Cow God?

We live in a country, we can't eat meat
Obey the Cow God
We live in a country where there is no, there's no Burger King's
Obey the Cow God
We live in a country where there is no, there's no McDonald's
Obey the Cow God

Ah dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey
I'm a cow and I'm gonna roam through your village
And I'm gonna eat all of your food
But you don't care because I'm a, I'm a sacred cow
Obey the Cow God

We live in a country where there is no, there's no Beefcake, the mighty
Obey the Cow God
We live in a country where there is no, there's no beef by products
Obey the Cow God

You, on your knees
You, get on your knees
Where's those two boneheads?
Get on your knees
Hands behind your heads
And on your knees
You, on your knees
You, get on your knees
I said, "On your knees"
Get on your knees
And pray to the Cow God

Eat my burger, for it is my flesh
And drink my milk, for it is my blood
Obey