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I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames
(Size of the)
Pullin' on my past
(Past)
Burnin' on my brain
(Hot)
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day
(Days)
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas came to play
(Play)
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
(Oh)
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat

(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)

Should I be feelin' bad?
(No)
Should I be feelin' good?
(No)
It's kinda sad, I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on
(Movin')
But I'm a sucker like I said
"Fucked up in the head"
(Not)
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
My heart'll ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny

I did it all for the nookie
(C'mon)
The nookie
(C'mon)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your

I did it all for the nookie
(C'mon)
The nookie
(C'mon)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your

Why did it take so long?
Why, did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I did it
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived
(But you were)
By my so called girl
(But in reality)
Had a hidden agenda
She put my tender, heart in a blender
And still I surrendered

(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump
(Hey)
Like a chump

I did it all for the nookie
(C'mon)
The nookie
(C'mon)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your

I did it all for the nookie
(C'mon)
The nookie
(C'mon)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your

I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends
To give you their advice
They'll tell you
Just let it go
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone

And nothings gonna change
(Alone)
You can go away
(Alone)
I'm just gonna stay here
(Alone)
And always be the same
(Alone)

And nothings gonna change
(Alone)
'Cos you can go away
(Alone)
And I'm just gonna stay here
(Alone)
And always be the same

And nothings gonna change
(And always be the same)
You can go away
(And always be the same)
I'm just gonna stay here
(And always be the same)
And always be the same

I did it all for the nookie
(C'mon)
The nookie
(C'mon)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your

I did it all for the nookie
(C'mon)
The nookie
(C'mon)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your
(Yea)
Stick it up your

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