Newsflash!

Pretty girls all around ya, foolin' around ya
Makin' you a fool all around, yeah
Pretty unsurprising honestly, you're no conundrum
I heard from Nina, Jenny, Lisa, Chrissy and Cassandra

I ain't interested in being a pretty name on your list
I got dreams and aspirations with prettier lips to kiss
My mama ain't give up all hers so I'd be somebody's tryst
When somebody's got a Miss
Waiting at home, calling her sister
"I swear this one loves me", she knew when you first kissed her

(Haha)
Go be someone else's hangover
You only intoxicate for a second
Before we'd all wake up mistake-makin' legends
For the last time, no I ain't coming over
I ain't got business witchu, I ain't got nothing to prove

There's no lower I'd ever stoop to
Newsflash! I can do better than you
Lay bitches down proud and smugly
I'll lay down the ugly, I'd roll in my grave twice 'fore u touch me

How you look her in the eye and say "I love you baby"?
Babe you so shady extra shade ain't even necessary
What part of "you don't get to have me" do you not understand?
I never ever take my boys or corduroys secondhand
What kind of world you livin' in Alice? This ain't Wonderland
You are not in demand

Don't it get tiring, leaving so many bruises?
'stead of another bitch try undressing your excuses
(Seriously though, you should try it sometime)
Go be someone else's hangover
You only intoxicate for a second
Before we'd all wake up mistake-makin' legends
For the last time, no I ain't coming over
I ain't got business witchu, I ain't got nothing to prove

There's no lower I'd ever stoop to
Newsflash! I can do better than you
Firecracker women left and right
No, that don't make it right
That you be up in their sheets all night
While she's back home doin' only right by you
Mr. Casanova won't you

Save your intrigue and all your techniques
You think you sleek but
I'm smart and very, very out of your league
(So bye! Have a good week)
And go be someone else's hangover
You only intoxicate for a second

Before we'd all wake up mistake-makin' legends
For the last time, no I ain't coming over
I ain't got business witchu, I ain't got nothing to prove
There's no lower I'd ever stoop to
Newsflash! I can do better than