New Years Rap

We're just a couple of guys who are wearing visors in Hawaii
Now we're having a candlelit dinner, waiter brought me Ahi.
I said Mahi Mahi, not Ahi, but I bet that's a common mistake when you take the order from a guy who stutters when he orders tuna steak.
They freakin' sound the same.
Why they name the fish like that?
Nevermind let me get to the point of the song.
This fish name tangent got me side-tracked.
We're a couple of guys in Hawaii.
There is nothing wrong with a couple guys enjoying time together.
We're a couple of guys in Hawaii.
We're wearing beach shorts sitting out enjoying the weather.
We're spending New Years in Hawaii.
New Years, Hawaii, with a guy, he's just my friend, that's it. Uh!
What you think about New Years Eve tradition?
Midnight happens, people start kissin'.
That's a tradition we'll be missin' cause we are just friends.
Maybe later we will talk to some honeys,
buy them some drinks, waste our money,
but first we want to count the stars,
and trace them with our hands.
Tell me why a couple of guys looking up at the sky implies anything
other than a deep deep friendship?
Look me in the eyes and tell me why why?
Tell me why wah why wicka wicka wah wah?
Just a couple of guys in Hawaii waii waii.
Hawaii, wah wahh wah, wicka wicka wah wah.
It's getting pretty cold, if I told you I wanna hold you,
would that be too bold?
Come here.
We're a couple of guys in Hawaii.
There is nothing wrong with a couple guys enjoying time together.
We're a couple of guys in Hawaii.
We're wearing beach shorts sitting out enjoying the weather.
We're spending New Years in Hawaii.
New Years, Hawaii, with a guy, he's just my friend, that's it. Out.