Never Get Naked In Your Shower

-Chorus-
I'll never get naked in your shower
I promise I'll always wear my clothes
I only get naked in my shower, behind closed doors
but I'll never get naked in yours

as long as I'm a guest in your home, I declare this an anti-awkward zone
n' there ain't no need for privacy, ain't no private parts you see
this way we don't have to be, a-lone. hunh!

-Chorus-

(Spoken)
Johnny: It's getting kinda steamy in here!

Julian: Well you can take your shirt off if you want.

Johnny: I'm not taking my shirt off-

(Screamed/sung)
I'll never get naked in your shower
(Spoken)
Julian: Good Job, that was a test.
(Screamed/Sung)
I promise I'll always wear my clothes
I only get naked in my shower, behind closed doors
But I'll never get naked in yours

-Commercial break-

(Sung)
I'll never get naked in your shower
I promise I'll always wear my clothes
I only get naked in my shower, I MADE THIS FOR behind YOU closed doors
But I'll never get naked in yours