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D) Seems that drinkin' here every Friday night Is an immature monumental (
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A) know she's finally had enough of me And (
A) all of y'all are the reason why Neither did (
D) I Bridge: It's all news to (
G) me I didn't have a (
D) clue Hey, pass me that (
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D) Boys, did you know if she kicks you out She can clean out your savings with a (
A) click of the mouse Did you (
A) know there's a room in the back of this bar With a (
A) couch where you can crash for the night Neither did (
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D) Boys, did you know a ceramic vase Can bounce of a wall and not (
A) even break And one of (
A) them plug it in kitchen knives Can saw four fishin' rods in the (
D) blink of an eye And (
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A) know when a woman takes the stand in a dress Cut to (
A) there man, justice ain't blind Neither did (
D) I Bridge: It's all news to (
G) me I didn't have a (
D) clue Hey, pass me that (
G) beer help me think this (
A) through Chorus: (
D) Boys, did you know if she kicks you out She can clean out your savings with a (
A) click of the mouse Did you (
A) know there's a room in the back of this bar With a (
A) couch where you can crash for the night Neither did (
D) I Tag: Did you (
A) know there's a room in the back of this bar With a (
A) couch where you can crash for the night When it's (
A) quiet current runnin' through neon gets to hummin' Like a (
A) honky-tonk lullaby Neither did (
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