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Napoleon

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"Napoleon" (2014)

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Napoleon
Napoleon
Blossom Dearie
Blossom Dearie
Blossom Dearie - The Complete Verve Albums 1957-1961...
Blossom Dearie - The Complete Verve Albums 1957-1961...
Top Tracks - Blossom Dearie
Top Tracks - Blossom Dearie
I'll Take Manhattan March 2, 1987 Opening
I'll Take Manhattan March 2, 1987 Opening
More Than You Know - Wendy Kimball 1992
More Than You Know - Wendy Kimball 1992
Blossom Dearie -  Rhode Island is famous for you
Blossom Dearie - Rhode Island is famous for you
Blossom Dearie - I'm Hip
Blossom Dearie - I'm Hip
♫ Play List -Blossom Dearie
♫ Play List -Blossom Dearie
Napoleon's A Pastry
Napoleon's A Pastry
The Physician
The Physician
Confession
Confession
And all that Jazz
And all that Jazz
Blossom Dearie - Anthology 1957 – 1961 (Not Now Music)
Blossom Dearie - Anthology 1957 – 1961 (Not Now Music)
To Keep My Love Alive
To Keep My Love Alive
All Tracks - Blossom Dearie
All Tracks - Blossom Dearie
Blossom Dearie - Soubrette
Blossom Dearie - Soubrette
Top Tracks - Blossom Dearie
Top Tracks - Blossom Dearie
Gene Krupa And His Orchestra - Tea For Two
Gene Krupa And His Orchestra - Tea For Two
Tiny Dancer - William Blake Live at Birdland
Tiny Dancer - William Blake Live at Birdland

Lyrics

Napoleon's a pastry
Bismarck is a herring
Alexander's a crème de cocoa mixed with rum
And Herbie Hoover is a vacu-um.

Columbus is a Circle, and a day off
Pershing is a Square, what a payoff
Julius Caesar is just a salad on a shelf
So, little brother, get wise to yourself.

Life's a bowl of cherry pits, that's the way it is
Play it big and it throws you for a loop
Comes today we're great,
Comes tomorrow we're tomato soup.

Napoleon's a pastry
Get this under your brow:
What once used to be a rooster
Is just a duster now.

DuBarry is a lipstick
Pompadour's a hairdo
Good Queen Mary just floats along from pier to pier;
Venus de Milo's just a pink brassiere.

Sir Gladstone is a bag - ain't it shocking,
And the mighty Kaiser's just a stocking,
Czar of Russia is now caviar,
And Cleopatra is a black cigar.

Yes my honey lamb, Swift is just a ham,
Lincoln's a tunnel, Coolidge is a dam;
Yes my noble lad, comes today we're fads,
Comes tomorrow we're subway ads.

Homer is a swa-at
Get this under your brow:
All these big-wheel controversials are just commercials now.
Better get your jug of wine and loaf of bread before that final bow.


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