My United States Of Whatever

I went down to the beach
And saw Kiki
She was like, "All eh"
And I was like, "Whatever"

Then this chick comes up to me
And she's all like
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"

So later I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's like, "Aww"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"

'Cause this is my
United States of Whatever
And this is my
United States of Whatever
And this is my
United States of Whatever

And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey punk"
I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and is like
"Hey, I thought I told you"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"

And then up comes Zafo
I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?"
He's like, "Nothin'"
And I'm like, "That's cool"

'Cause this is my
United States of Whatever
And this is my
United States of Whatever