My Pet Sally

I'm gonna wanna see myself with something too
Friends I don't pay for friends I never knew
So, I took a chance and got some help from few
And got a long and skinny friend to talk to

'Cause I had the time and the liberty
To play with my new pet Sally
Please don't go away Sally please

No more lonely showers and uneaten foods
My salamander has hygiene too
And he thinks of me the way I think of you
The only next step for him is to say I do

'Cause I had the time and the liberty
To play with my new pet Sally
P.O, I love you

Sally please don't go away, I won't be
Living in yesterday the lonely nights, getting
Beat up by gays in bar fights