Luyện nghe bài hát My Mom's On Facebook

You used to be a special
for all my friends.
A in cyberspace,
but every story ends.
(Facebooooook.....)
Why'd you have to go and
exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have true...
my mom just me!

Since she she spends all her time
checking my feed.
My are no longer
bubble and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia
and "You've Got Mail."
She the colors with the whites
and "laundry fail" ('cause now)...

My on Facebook.
She a new way to nag me.
My on Facebook.
Comments whenever tag me.
My on Facebook.
She got it to stalk me.
My on Facebook.
My childhood photos me.

My is not for e-mail, mom,
you'll get it right.
And gifting me some sexy
mean a kiss goodnight.
She keeps on all my friends,
they just think a joke...
except for Steve who says that
a mom he'd to poke. (She's a M.I.L.P.!)

Mama read my 25
and and every note.
Now she I lost a bet
and had to wax my scrote.
Suggests new every day
"hugs" to "Will and Grace."
It's to the point I'll have to
back to MySpace. (But not really!)

in my status,
"boss is me at work."
Mom responded, "now I see
why you me he's a jerk."
My boss saw it and me
and mom's the why.
Now I'm and I'm lonely
and I'm probably die... (because)

My on Facebook.
Now I've gotta watch word.
My on Facebook.
Oooh, you, Mark Zuckerburg.
My on Facebook.
a public reminder...
My on Facebook.
...that I out her vagina!

My on Facebook.
me to my cousin's communion.
My on Facebook.
It's a family reunion.
My on Facebook.
I'm not to be bitter...
My on Facebook.
...but she found me on Twitter!

My mom, mom, his mom, Steve's mom... all moms!
all on Facebook.