My Life Is Over and I Couldn't Be Happier

I don't even know
Why you're so pissed,
You said I'm such a piece of shit
That wasn't subtle at all

(Can't figure this part out)

If I came home right now,
What would I find out?

I'm at the end of my tether,
You're under my skin and I'm letting it fester
Yeah, I've had enough
(Can't figure this part out)

I bet you faked it all along
And I bet you never missed me at all
Still waiting, not moving on

If I came home right now,
What would I find out?

You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me

You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me