My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine
My sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart

Your looks they are laughable
They, they're un-photographable
But still, still you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, baby
Are you smart? Are you smart?

Please, don't change one hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay my funny valentine, stay
Each day is my Valentine's Day